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Ass Saver Ornot

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$ 15.00


If you don't have a dedicated rain bike with full fenders, you need one of these. Super featherweight (19 grams) and installs in seconds. It's not going to keep you totally dry, but will do what the name says, save your ass. These work on bikes with tire widths up to 35mm. Especially useful for seats with cutouts to help avoid that unwanted instant bidet action once the road gets wet. You could stay inside when it rains, Ornot.


· Featherweight, only 19 grams
· Designed with durable, pre-scored plastic for long-term use
· Easy attachment to your seat rails
· Fits tire widths up to 35mm


· Most orders will ship within 48 hours from our warehouse located in Sacramento. Need it quicker? Choose UPS 2 day shipping at checkout. Orders are processed Monday - Friday during normal business hours.

· Free (and easy) exchanges, we want you in the correct size.

· 30-day return window.

· Sale items are eligible for exchanges and store credit only.


· Our clothing is made by hand and made to last. We stand by our construction and fabrics and offer a 1-year warranty against manufacturing defects. The most sustainable clothing is the kind that lasts many seasons. Need a repair? Questions? Email us, we’re pretty good at typing.

· Crash Replacement Assistance - We offer a discounted replacement if you happen to fall and destroy your clothing. (We recommend that you don’t use this)


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